1. People that may or may not be homeless walk the streets.
2. The ghetto.
3. Giving out personal information.
4. Double Pan-Fried Noodles from P.F. Changs
5. Wasting food.
6. Non-valet parking.
7. Unlocked doors.
8. Peeping toms.
9. Cabbies.
10. Reading blogs (other than this one, of course!)
I was at book group with Suzanne last week. She even sat by me! We were discussing one of my favorite books, The Historian by Elizabeth Kolostova. I always love historical fiction and when a book makes me want to learn more about the history after I am finished with the story, I consider it a success. This book made me want to find out more about Vlad Tepes and the vampire folklore surrounding this real life person.
Suzanne doesn't believe in vampires.
I get a daily email digest from a source called, Help a Reporter Out. Basically, you can submit items and get sources on your various topics to help you with articles. Not long after book group a request came out asking for people that don't believe in vampires and think all this vampire stuff is bad for society.
I thought for a second about sending the info to Suzanne so she could respond.
Then I remembered something very important that we learned about Suzanne.
She doesn't want any fame and notoriety so her kids won't get kidnapped.
I wonder what we should do about this blog? It's only a matter of time before she has even more stalkers!
I invited Suzanne to my 09-09-09 (on 09-08-09-- TONIGHT!) party. I really hope she comes. She came to my 08-08-08 party last year and even won a medal!!! She's so athletic. Tonight it is a dance party. I'm pretty sure she has some sweet moves from the 90's.
I wonder what she'll be wearing?
My shoes. Seriously. Suzanne saw my new yellow shoes and she went out and bought them, too!
It's like she's golden or something!
At least I had them first.*
*The picture is from my friend Deb's blog. She actually had the shoes months ago and I copied her.
I've been out of time for some time now and have been relying on the blog to keep me updated of Suzanne's comings and goings. Apparently we're not very good stalkers because I have no idea what has been going on with her.
Last I saw her she was taking pictures of me and being my stylist. She even let me try on her jewelry. That was awesome. 
This picture was taken BY SUZANNE in her VERY OWN HOUSE!
It's pretty amazing when you think about it.
I miss her.
C'mon stalkers. Give me an update!
Beautiful toenails are important to Suzanne. Unfortunately, she cut her toe (don't ask her to show you the cut) so she's been limping around. At least her toenails have the perfect french manicure.
Because I want to be like Suzanne, I'm going to wear these.
What do you think? Almost as good as the real thing, right?
I saw Suzanne tonight. We went to a dinner celebrating the birthdays of some of her other stalkers (Corinne and Jill).
Suzanne and I were both dressed alike. I was in my signature color (green!).
She suggested that I must have been stalking her earlier and planned my outfit.
She's on to me.
I found out today that Suzanne and I have something in common.
We pluck every day.
Suzanne keeps her eyebrows nice and shapely.
I keep my beard and mustache in check.
This is why I stalk her. She's so classy.
photo by vmiramontes via flickr.
This will probably become an ongoing series as we delve deeper into Suzanne's psyche and discover all of the wonderful things that make her unique.
MAC Lipstick
When Suzanne was in the hospital she always kept her lipstick close by. She doesn't really need it, but that makes it special. She loves it so much she can't be without it.
Yesterday I was invited to bring my car to Suzanne's house for a car wash. My car wasn't that dirty so I thought I'd make it a little messy so I could get my money's worth.
I drove by Suzanne's to try and catch a glimpse of her or her miracle baby-now at home where she belongs! Instead all I saw was this welcome home message in their driveway.
Reminder to self: Suzanne loves chalk messages in her driveway. Keep chalk in the car at all times.
I've been practicing piano a lot lately. You see, I knew that Suzanne's oldest daughter was getting baptized soon. There aren't a lot of pianists to choose from in our ward so I thought I would be a shoe in to get the call. Imagine my excitement when Suzanne called my house on Monday evening! This was it!
She asked to talk to my husband.
Guess who is playing piano at the baptism?
How long until her next kid turns 8?
In other news, I heard her talking the other day about an injured bird being on her porch. She had to call the humane society, some wildlife place, and this crazy bird lady just to get it off of her porch.
Next time I'll remember to get her a different kind of gift.
Suzanne? Where are you? We miss you.
We're learning how to do awesome things on our blogs.
I'm learning my lesson after digging through Suzanne's puke-ridden trash and then eating 3 bags of Skittles Crazy Cores. I'm not feeling well today. It is quite the shame, really, because I was going to have the chance to interact with Suzanne in real life! I got in her same carpool for an outing up to the Winter Quarters Temple. Two hours in a car with her to find out all sorts of great new things and now I'm not feeling well enough to go!
Someone told me that's what I get for being a stalker.
Whatever.
I decided to go and see what Suzanne was up to today. I didn't bother ringing the doorbell. I just looked through her trash. That girl always has the best trash! Now that she is recycling (so environmentally conscious, that girl), I can go through her old magazines and catalogs with ease!
While going through her regular trash, I found something a bit disturbing. Underneath some cottage cheese-like puke, I found an empty package of Skittles. These aren't your average ordinary Skittles. These are something new. How is it that Suzanne finds out about these things?
Skittles Crazy Cores. I couldn't tell much from the puke covered package so I had to come home and use my google powers. Apparently these skittles have one flavor on the outside and another on the inside! I'm not as glamorous as Suzanne and I'm sure my palate isn't as gourmet, so I'm not convinced I will like this mixing of flavors. However, I'm willing to try it on Suzanne's recommendation. Yes, I know she didn't *really* recommend these to me if I found out about them digging in her trash. But, I think she knows I do it so I'm wondering if she left it near the top on purpose?
I don't know for sure if this is what Suzanne is doing tonight. I mean, I didn't drive by her house and look into the window. But if I know Suzanne, chances are she's spending it with this guy. He's the host of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. The 2 hour season premiere was tonight and I think Suzanne would be hard pressed to stay away from this show.
Will you accept this rose?
I spotted Suzanne on Sunday. She was looking lovely, as always. She was at the first hour of church with her family, rocking a green top and curled hair. I was *not* rocking a green top like I normally do. I digress. This blog is about Suzanne, not me.
Did you stalk Suzanne? Where did you see her?
